princemick:

“ESTIE BESTIE’S ON THE PODIUM BAYBEEE”

whalepunk:

poetrylesbian:

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

10001gecs:

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

lmaonade:

society is jumping the gun big time why the fuck are we developing AI and robots and shit brother we don’t even have printers or vacuums that aren’t dogshit CAN we dial it back

rodrickheffeley:

his legal name being ‘and ken’ is so genius he’s literally just barbie’s accessory this movie is for real men

wahoo-shem:

afterword:

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

princemick:

bumper cars gp

fairycosmos:

im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn’t escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

fairycosmos:

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

tomcriuse:

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

knifefightscene:

modernbaseball:

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me….you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

body5000:

Crazy how we are everything that has happened to us but then you meet someone and you don’t see everything that has happened to them you just see them. And you both try to explain everything that has happened to you but your words and memories are so biased and oversimplified.

mintmatcha:

I am simply a culmination of mean things my parents said off handedly about strangers

grimeclown:

the fucked up thing is how “Creep” by Radiohead will really get your ass if you hear it at the wrong time. that shit can be stupid and overdramatic or it can have the weight of an atomic bomb dropped on your heart it just depends